Adolf Hitler

Adolf "Chuckles" Hitler (born April 20, 1889) was, quite surely, the greatest man who ever lived (since Jesus Christ whom he so strongly opposed). Hitler is one of the dueteragonists in Idiots In Italy. He had very sexy legs. I wouldn't mind a piece of that. Mmm, mmm, good.[Citation not needed at all; thank you very much] Hitler was also the Chancellor (and Fücker) of Germany from 1933 to 1945. During his time in office, he socially and economically reformed Germany after the injustice of the 1919 Treaty of Versailles, established the Third Reich (Deutsches Reich), architected the Holocaust, and had three root canals as a result of his infatuous indulgence in Reese's Peanut Butter Cups. Despite these accomplishments, he was most famous for having led Germany as an Axis power through World War II,[1] or as he referred to it, The European World Tour 1939-1945, when he liberated Poland from Jewish influence, liberated France from incompetent rulers, and liberated Austria from itself. Notably, he also tried to liberate Russia from Communism and Britain from its collapsing Third World imperialism, but was unable to do so. He was also known for his amateur but passionate art and acting talents as displayed throughout his memorable thespian service to the German war effort in World War I and for the penning and publication of his entertaining autobiography. His efforts to promote global tolerance would earn him title as Time Magazine's "Person of the Year" in 1938, nomination for the Nobel Peace Prize in 1939[2], and one of People Magazine's "50 Most Beautiful People" for 1943. Additionally, he was leader of the National Socialist German Workers Party and vice president of the Anti-Defamation League for several years, but was removed from this office after it was discovered that he didn't pay his membership fees.

Biography
Adolf Hitler was born 1889 in Braunau-am-Inn, Imperial Austria-Hungary. This is the same as for AIDolf Shitler, but they're not the same person or even related. Adolf Hitler is acctually closer related to that Bogan St. family named Hitler. Hiler joined Idiots in Italy as a middle idiot to socialize and blow up China. Hard to believe? Well clearly you've never seen the episode "Life of Brian". And with that clear it can finally be relieved that Hitler got gased, wearing a pink triangle.