Centrelink

Centrelink is an sub-agency of Satan, the Department for Continuing Degradation, Humiliation and Subjugation of Human Kind. Based in Darwin, Australia, the central Aboriginal district, Centrelink occupies the largest building in Alice Springs - a 15-storey fortress. Centrelink has ties as far back as the 1800s and is believed to be one of the first agencies to promote slavery. As time moved on and racism was considered bad, Centrelink shifted its corporate vision from promoting white superiority to promoting class superiority. This change in values meant Centrelink focused exclusively on degrading classes of sub-human, known as The Scum Of The Earth. This includes unemployed, the mentally ill, single parents, people with debilitating illnesses, the elderly, students and generally anyone who is from the low socio-economic classes.

History
Centrelink has origins in slavery reaching far back into history's arse. Centrelink's current practices are embedded deeply within its dreary, depressing and completely heartless history. In any country where slavery has been legal, there has been Centrelink. Wherever slaves were held under involuntary control, with their balls firmly grasped in the palm of a crushing overlord, there has been Centrelink. And whenever slaves have been forced by the state to undertake gruelling labour under disgusting conditions, without the right to refuse or leave there has been Centrelink. Centrelink has most been involved in high profile slavery promotion, doing the African, Arabian and Asian circuit for years. All countries beginning with A actually, like America and Australia. Like the devil, Centrelink has changed its form and focus, from its involvement in the trans-Saharan slave trade to current interests in the Asian sex trade, smuggling Mexican slaves in to the United States as well as its current and very successful program in conjunction with the Australian government to force The Scum Of The Earth into crap jobs with no rights. This is crucial as people might think that you are a total douchebag who is ready to sell his/her ass to the devil to get their souls back!