Barack Obama

Barack Hussein Osama Obama II (born August 4, 1961) is the 44th and current President of the United States, and the first and only to hold office without the benefit of white skin. Allegedly born in Honolulu, Hawaii, Obama is a graduate of the prestigious Columbia University, and worked as a community organizer, crime-fighter, and civil rights lawyer in Chicago before earning his law degree. He served as a young, shiningly optimistic upstart Illinois State Senator from 1997 to 2004, and made the jump to U.S. Senator from Illinois in 2005, serving as such until 2008. Obama first started running for president in 2007, after having a cup of coffee in the Senate.[1] In 2008, after raking Hillary Clinton across the coals, he won sufficient delegates in the Democratic Party primaries to receive the presidential nomination. He then defeated Republican nominee and cranky old man John McCain in the general election, and was inaugurated as president on January 20, 2009. Nine months after his election, Obama was named the 2009 Nobel Peace Prize laureate for his numerous accomplishments. During his first term in office, Obama's chief accomplishments were subtle, sweeping changes in policy and government[2] that stabilized the weak economy and shook up Washington, changing the system and world for a brighter and better tomorrow. Some of these policies gave the government an alarmingly larger role in the everyday life of citizens, and in turn, a larger number of alarmed citizens. Obama was re-elected president in November 2012, defeating Republican nominee Willard Mittens Romney, and was sworn in for a second term on January 20, 2013. Obama's supporters have claimed that he has quickly improved the American government and the country in general. Detractors, on the other hand, claim that he is a foreign-born terrorist and dictator who has never accomplished anything and is trying to establish an imminent totalitarian state. As of his second term, Obama has gotten caught up in a number of scandals, which have given his detractors more fuel to the fire. These include NSA spying, lying about Benghazi, drone striking children in Yemen, and "trying to take away [their] guns."

Biography
Obama was born in Mombasa, Kenya in 1961 as Baraq Albermba.His mother, Ann Albermba, was a decent white woman who was raped in a dark alley by Malcolm X. She considered giving birth to him, but Elliot Rodger, The Supreme Gentleman himself, came down from heaven to tell her to go ahead with the self-inflicted miscarriage as this incident was the obvious exception. Unfortunately for the world, the aborted fetus was stolen by the Taliban and sold to Al-Qaeda, where Osama placed the boy in an unholy incubator.